+863A broken escalator becomes stairs. A broken elevator becomes a coffin, amirite?
+42You've got a friend on facebook that feels the need to comment on everything and tell everyone that they're going to bed, amirite?
+15It's normal for a person to have a few screws loose. It's the people that don't that are totally screwed up, amirite?
+1It sucks when your post gets deleted because it was a duplicate, though I never read the original and in the hour or so it was up no one said it was a duplicate, amirite?
+23;( <~~~ winky frowny face or someone that's sad because they're half Asian؟, amirite?
+6The old spice guy and the most interesting man in the world are nowhere near as bad-ass as Chuck Norris. They may be funnier, but funny isn't bad-ass. Chuck Norris lost 10 fights (out of almost 200) in his whole pro fighting career. He founded his own martial art and was in over 30 movies. The old spice guy and the most interesting man in the world have been in a few commercials. Nowhere near a... amirite?
+28In order to aid with relief, the hatian government has created a "cash for work" program. What kind of program did they have before, amirite?