About me.

My username says it all. My name is John. I play guitar.

Actually,I lied. Read up, bitches.

I like to read. My favorite books are as follows:
All of the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling,
Angels and Demons by Dan Brown,
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown,
All of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books by Douglas Adams,
The Shining by Stephen King,
It by Stephen King,
Fat Kid Rules the World by K.L. Going
Paper Towns by John Green (from the YouTube show Vlogbrothers, which I highly recommend you check out)
An Abundance of Katherines by John Green,
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore,
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

I also like to write. I've won the Young Author's contest at my school twice.

Music I like:
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Jimi Hendrix
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Frank Zappa
Radiohead (minus their new album)
Pink Floyd
B.B. King
Driftless Pony Club
Weezer (not their newer stuff)
Captain Beefheart
Avett Brothers
Iron Maiden
The Vaselines
The Rolling Stones
The Kinks
Minor Threat
Chameleon Circuit
Bob Dylan

My favorite comedian is George Carlin, who is one of the main contributors toward me becoming an atheist. Yeah, I'm an atheist. Don't piss seven different shades of anger about it, it's not that big of a deal.

Oh, and I make troll posts occasionally. Take a look.
It's rather ironic how two of my three troll posts got more Yeah You Ares than No Ways.

Yo, bitch, ask me shit: