Theee is a very small chance you may be related to the first people on earth. amirite?

Everyone had to come from someone who was first but there could've been multiple first people.. some in Africa, some in Asia, some in Europe that developed at the same time

Humans are so poorly designed that a lot of us need alcohol just to talk to each other. amirite?
Virginity checks like the ones T.I. swears by just encourage anal sex, amirite?

Wtf did i just read

The Barbie girl song didn't age well... amirite?
Unicycles are always doing wheelies, amirite?
The '60s were to the '90s as the '90s are to the '20s, amirite?
When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?

When pronouncing "Empty", the letters E, M, P, T and Y are all useless, because without them, it is empty.

It's harder to steal a car in 2019, than an intergalactic space ship in any Star Wars movie, amirite?

airplanes are easiest

Ants have thrived for so long because at the end of the day, the workers(public) have all the power and they know it. amirite?
@landlevenlover Alright, lmao.

I am being serious...wait until möther hears about this

Nobody would trust a pilot with a 99.9% success rate. amirite?

Harrison Ford

We're living through a crazy time that forces us to have two selfs. The online self and the real world self. The difficulty to balance the two is causing humanity extreme psychological pain, amirite?
We've probably seen & interacted with countless ghosts throughout our lives but don't know it because they weren't the stereotypical, "scary, demon look alike." They appeared & acted like any other human. amirite?

I've never heard one of those stories.

Not many people would want a hippopotamus for Christmas anymore, amirite?

Hungry Hippos game is still pretty fun.

Anyone living within the 4th dimension can be looking over us and we would never know, amirite?

They're watching you fap.