johnsonsteeth

Gravity is heavier when you first wake up. amirite?

Gravity doesn't weigh anything. Gravity causes weight, but doesn't weigh anything. Maybe gravity is more strong, but but heavy.

Blonde hair blue eyes was the Aryan standard yet Fuehrer was not either, amirite?

Also don't call him that tf

The capitalist / free market sounds great as an idea but it has lead us to monopolies controlling every industry. amirite?
The Barbie girl song didn't age well... amirite?
If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?

ticks and mosquitoes are the only living creatures i will not hesitate in killing

If Mandalorians are not allowed to take off their Helmets in front of anyone else or let them remove them, then the Barbershop Business on Mandalore must've really Tanked. amirite?

Or run by droids.

Anyone living within the 4th dimension can be looking over us and we would never know, amirite?

They're watching you fap.

Ants have thrived for so long because at the end of the day, the workers(public) have all the power and they know it. amirite?
@landlevenlover Alright, lmao.

I am being serious...wait until möther hears about this

Flu is a virus we haven't named yet... amirite?
We've probably seen & interacted with countless ghosts throughout our lives but don't know it because they weren't the stereotypical, "scary, demon look alike." They appeared & acted like any other human. amirite?

I've never heard one of those stories.

When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?

When pronouncing "Empty", the letters E, M, P, T and Y are all useless, because without them, it is empty.

Unicycles are always doing wheelies, amirite?
When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
All fish live above ground. amirite?

Cave fish live underground.

Losing against someone 10-9 feels way worse than losing 10-2, amirite?

I think that might just be you