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"He's cute I swear, let me find a better picture!",
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Murphy's Law: In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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You know you're a nurse if you have seen more penises than any prostitute.
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NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine,
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you,
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What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
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Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
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Once, a radio reporter said: "Two murdered women in Markham died today". He was stating the most painfully obvious,
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What's a heart's favorite instrument and why?
The organ. It keeps the beat.
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I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it,
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They arrested the owner of a threatening bull--he was brought up on charges.
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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work.
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence)
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