+53You hate when you're reading a textbook and it references "Figure 1"... which is about four pages back. amirite?
+22Coffee ice cream is great because it tastes like how coffee smells instead of tasting like how coffee actually tastes, amirite?
-7It would be funny to go as a slut for Halloween. Like, a literal slut. With a "Will have sex for money" sign and everything. amirite?
Once upon a time, there was a married couple living together in a small apartment. The wife didn't have a job, so in order to make enough money to one day move into their own house, the husband took the ferry everyday to work the night shift from 6pm to 6am. The wife grew tired of spending nights alone and hatched a plan. Every night, one hour after her husband left, she would take the ferry into town herself and find men to have two week long flings with. Every night, she would make sure to catch the ferry to make it home before her husband, and after two weeks, she would pick a colossal fight with her lover in order to fully terminate the relationship and move on. This worked well for her until one day, while trying to catch the ferry back home, she realized she had no cash and her credit card had been stolen. Not wanting to be late, she pleaded with the ferryman (who she knew well at this point) to let her on and let her pay double the next time, or to at least take a check, but the ferryman refused, reluctant to give free rides. The wife then decided to visit the three ex-boyfriends who lived closest, including the one she had just broken up with that very day, to ask for money. All three slammed the door in her face. 6am was drawing near and, desperate to make it home in time, the wife decided to use a nearby bridge notoriously run amok with robbers and other criminals. While crossing that bridge, a mugger stabbed her and stole her purse and the woman died. Now, after all that, I ask of you: Who was most responsible for the woman's death? More
0% The husband! If he gave her more affection, she wouldn't have been driven to her secret life 15% The woman! If she wasn't such an abysmal human being she wouldn't have been in that situation 0% The ferryman! He knows she is a loyal customer, he could've made an exception 0% The ex-boyfriends! You don't just leave a woman defenseless in the middle of the night 77% The muggar! He IS the one that actually ended her life 8% Other
+2It's sad how good posts used to easily get hundreds of votes on them and now you're lucky if you get up to fifty, amirite?
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+7Your approach to awkward moments is to laugh them off as they come, only to have them keep you up at night at some random point in the future, amirite?
+5It's a special kind of frustrating to argue with someone who's not necessarily out-smarting or out-logicking you, just out-rhetoricking you, amirite? More