Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

stewie: I hhhhwhhip my hair back and forth.

Fortune cookies rarely, if ever, tell you your fortune. They're usually full of lame sayings instead, amirite?

my brother and I call them lecture cookies

It is impossible to be unique nowadays. Everything has already been done. amirite?
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on it's shoes, amirite?

winston churchill

When two people are going out or are married or engaged, it bothers you when the guy is either shorter or younger, amirite?

im a short boy, If I had to follow this "rule" how would i ever find a wife

Person 1."I love Nirvana!" Person 2."What is your favorite song of theirs?" Person 1."Smells Like Team Spirit." Any real Nirvana fan then punches the first person in the face, amirite?
The World Series should either be renamed as the North American series or include baseball teams from all over the world, amirite?

this was actually named after the new york world, which was a newspaper in the twenties

Canadian football sucks, amirite?

the 3 down thing is stupid

Anthony should make a "Sexism" category for posts. amirite?

and why is this under food?

It's sad that, as a race, we're more content seeing two men holding guns than two men holding hands, amirite?
@1472287

Way to talk to yourself

What did the president get when he put vegetables in a blender? Whirled peas! amirite?
Who is this Pete we talk so much about, and why are we always talking about his sakes? amirite?

It's saint peter, which is a euphemism for god.

Everyone on American coins are facing forward, except for Lincoln. I guess you never get over being shot from behind, amirite?

It's a circle... there is no forward...

New Year's Resolution: continue to be right, amirite?
the fully sick rapper is fully sick! amirite?