+320When someone asks me what superpower I would have if I were a superhero, I tell them I already have one. I say I possess the preternatural ability to anticipate and avoid horrifically boring conversations. Then I walk away, amirite?
+834You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?
+257When you think about it, the people on call of duty are amazing soldiers. they're great with all types of guns, they can somehow stick a flag in their pants and still two hand a gun, and they know how to plant and defuse bombs. amirite?
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+420You wish facebook had other versions of poking, such as bitch slapping and curb stomping, amirite?
+612A man is on a cruise in Egypt, when he falls off the ship. The rescue crew says "Stay calm, we're going to get you out of this river," The man replies "I'm not in a river," "Sir, I think you're in deNile", amirite?