If guys could realize how all the little things, like not texting or calling us for days at a time, or randomly complimenting us for no reason, make us feel, they might actually stop and think more about their actions. For all the guys reading this, take the time out of your day to remind your girl that you care, because it will mean the world to her. Amirite?

The amount of bull shit this post contains is beyond me. Girls, you need to get over yourselves. We will tell you when you look good, we will call you/text you when we want to. Do you really want a false compliment, or a call when we actually don't want to talk? Things are considerably more meaningful if you can look in our eyes and tell we really mean it. Otherwise, us telling you that you look good won't be enough. You will want us to list why. Girls are insane.

AIDS patients: Don't fuck with them, amirite?

Ugh, why do you guys have to be so HIV Negative all the time!?

Teachers should get paid a much larger salary. After all they ARE basically giving students their future and teaching them what they know to use in the real world. Teachers make students get the successful jobs, because of what they teach and how much they're pushing the student. Yes, the motivation also comes from the student, but the teacher primarily is the one who motivates them to do well,... amirite?
@StickCaveman I believe that GOOD teachers should be paid larger salaries. It's not fair to the students that just because of a...

Private school teachers suprisingly make much less. Since the school is private, it is not maintained by any local, state, or federal funds. All the money recieved in tuition, goes into the school.

If nice guys finish last, then who would win a nice guy contest? Amirite?

1st place goes to the bad guy that infiltrated the good guy contest

Where did "Sleep tight!" come from? That doesn't sound comfortable at all.. amirite?

Back in the day, beds were not made as they are now. They were made with hay, or similar things. The hay was then wrapped "tightly" with rope or string so the mattress would stay firm. Thus the term sleep tight.

If nice guys finish last, then who would win a nice guy contest? Amirite?
@ctiscooler But how did he win a good guy contest if he's bad?

Bad guys always pose as good guys. No one would notice.

Imgine how crazy times would be if we hadnt developed gun powder. "A team of highly trained navy seals were deployed into Osama Bin Laden's mansion, dual wielding swords, maces, and throwing rocks." Amirite?
@Francois I doubt we'd have terrorism then due to the lack of explosives..

I believe terrorism was at its worst before modern weapons. Kings simply attacked people because they could. FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMM! Ring a bell?

Teachers should get paid a much larger salary. After all they ARE basically giving students their future and teaching them what they know to use in the real world. Teachers make students get the successful jobs, because of what they teach and how much they're pushing the student. Yes, the motivation also comes from the student, but the teacher primarily is the one who motivates them to do well,... amirite?
Osama Bin Laden was an awful person and deserved the death penalty for sure. But it seems kind of messed up that we're celebrating his murder... Amirite?

I know Hitler and Osama Bin Laden are vastly different, but they had the same objective; purging people who believe differently. There was a celebration after Hitler's death and I for one believe we should be proud of our stand against terrorism.

Osama Bin Laden was an awful person and deserved the death penalty for sure. But it seems kind of messed up that we're celebrating his murder... Amirite?

Also, he wasnt murdered. He was responsible for a thousand plus murders. It was justice.

People with Downe syndrome are never mean to anybody. The only feelings they have are friendship and sadness. A persons with Downe Syndrome will love you no matter what. And yet there are still those people who make fun of them because they are retarded. What kind of loser can't think of anything better to do than to pick on somebody who is always nice to others, amirite?

I let a downy kid beat me in arm wrestling for two weeks, then he started pushing me around... So I had to lay the law down and crush him in arm wrestling. Problem solved.

You've reached adulthood when one day, you wake up, and realize you HATE the taste of Bologne. Amirite?

Thank you... Lol

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake, amirite?
@ASWCC nope. Ironic huh?

Its pretty good, you should get it. What is your PSN?

During the winter, after you take a nice hot shower, you dread having to get out and step on the cold floor and the freezing air. Amirite?
@coolstory Repost: http://www.amirite.net/90180

My mistake. I searched before, but worded it differently.

CoD4>MW2>BlackOps, amirite?

MW>MW2<Black Ops

Black ops is significantly better than MW2 because it has so many options and different gaming choices so that you never get tired of playing the same thing... PS3 or 360?