+11for some reason my mom wont accept my excuses for not doing house-work. maybe its because they all involve the fact that if the world ends tomorrow im not spending my last day alive doing dishes. amirite?
+13it's weird remebering stuff that you believed when you were really little, like when my best friend told me that if you shave your arms you turn into a hairy gorilla person. then 10 years later you're staring at your arms and thinking "wow my arms are so hairy. i would shave them but i dont want to turn into a.... wait WTF?", amirite?
+26Girls: nothing obliterates your self-esteem quite as fast as finding the perfect prom dress, but then you see a girl in the changeroom section with the same dress and they look like a GODDESS, amirite?
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+15happy 420! i cant wait to go rock climbing.. and go to socer practice.. and band practice... and a parent meeting.. and a school play... The adults must be trying to keep me off the streets today or something, amirite?
+256The moment someone thats even slightly overweight starts acting like a douchebag, even the nicest people in school will start making fun of their weight. However, in most societies it is completely possible to be fat and not have the entire school making fun of you for it. If you're nice, the only people that will hate you are the jealous ones and the insensitive jerks. amirite?
+15If you ever want a cat to stop doing something, just whip out your video camera and pretend you want to show it to the world. it should work, seeing as it always does if i actually want to show someone, amirite?
+8Its akward when you just finish telling one of those "drop your pencil, cant do test, bad education, etc etc cause a zombie apocolypse!" jokes then someone totally unrelated drops their pencil, amirite?
+229Dear mom: If i did get in a car accident, my underwear would be too soaked with blood for the paramedics to tell if i had put a clean pair on this morning, let alone for me to be embarassed about it. amirite?
+11so dumbledore sends harry messages.. "come to my office tonight at 8pm... for a lesson... (:<" how much closer to referencing pedophelia can you get, amirite?