When you were younger, you'd get chocolate/candy when you left the store, now you get gum, amirite?

holy shit, still making homepage even after being gone two years

The guy who yells "My leg!" from Spongebob is named Fred Rechid, and is actually a janitor and cameraman. He also has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex wife named Mable Monica. You never expected him to have a name and a life, amirite?

This was on tumblr...

People at nail places have good nails usually but people at hair places usually have big, crazy jersey hair, amirite?

I'm from jersey... O_o

@You see, I love my cats to death. They are amazing. But, I woul never want to live with a dog. I don't hate them...

(+-Sigh-): I see. But how you see them as "chill" I see as "antisocial". I love my dogs and how excited they get to see me. Cats don't even notice when you come home.

Cats are nasty animals. I honestly hate them. Dogs are way better..

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are; good mood, bad mood, ugly, handsome, what have you. The right person who will always think the sun shines out your ass. That's the right person worth sticking through everything with. amirite?

Sorry I'm on my hamburger phone..

Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?
Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?
@Jonesy Haha it's understandable. I meant to say that the joke is hilarious and religious people need to stop being all...

Exactly! I made that my Facebook status and my boyfriend texted me and said his crazy religious mom was mad about it. Like stfu and get over yourself, its obviously a joke.

I couldn't afford to buy all my kids Easter eggs, and I didn't want them to wake up disappointed this morning. So I killed them in their sleep, amirite?

Lmfao I love you.

Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?
Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?
@Jonesy I was supporting you but aight lol

oooooooooooo my bad lol you dont have to shut up C:

Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?
Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?

Wow stupid Bible-thumpers voting me down.

You would never abort your child even if you knew it would come out with a disability, amirite?

I would definitely abort if I knew my baby would have a disability.

Todays POTD is a great post and all, but definitely not POTD worthy, amirite?

If it weren't POTD worthy then it obviously wouldn't be POTD.