About me.

I am someone you're not, am someplace you'll never be, do things you won't and think things you shouldn't.

If I were you, I would get off my profile right now, but I'd leave a little 'hello' first. I'd like to see how many people check out this, if anybody actually does. Buddha knows I never check out anybody's profile. I guess it could just be here as a way to stalk people even more and hey, nothing against that.


I'm an avid reader, or at least I used to be. I haven't found any good books lately because most seem to be about paranormal teen romances. Like please, excuse me while I pull out a sharpie and mark each one as a copy of the others. Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Mortal Instruments Series, Harry Potter - those are probably my favourites. Or maybe they're just the titles I remember. Whatever.

I live in the great white frozen wastelands that is Canada. Truthfully, it's every bit as penguin-y and polar bear-y as people say. The Facebook groups are all true.

Maybe I'll come back to writing this when I realize I STILL don't have a life...