, I accidentally disconnected a customer's phone.
Or, my gas station was robbed today.

When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler, amirite?

The only reason Hitler killed Hitler was because the Jews sent him a gas bill.

If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfaultywhenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative." you'd wonder what a ternative is, amirite?
@acisseJ I'm pretty sure it actually originates from sickipedia.

Ladies and Gents, Today I present you a pair who both remember that some joke was published on some site a year or more ago. Undoubtebly, they each keep a writen diary where they both store dates and appearances of internet jokes. Really, this deserves an applause, congratulations you two.

You've never understood why liking fish sticks makes you a gay fish, amirite?
@DavidSedano Woah, settle down now Kanye.

Seriously... He'd be a better artist without all of that auto-tuna.

Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
@Sun Way to not give recognition to the other Asian nationalities and to sleeping people.

-_- =
People from Afghanistan
People from Armenia
People from Azerbaijan
People from Bahrain
People from Bangladesh
People from Bhutan
People from British Indian Ocean Territory
People from Brunei
People from Cambodia
People from China
People from Christmas Island
People from Cocos Islands
People from Georgia
People from Hong Kong
People from India
People from Indonesia
People from Iran
People from Iraq
People from Israel
People from Japan
People from Jordan
People from Kazakhstan
People from Kuwait
People from Kyrgyzstan
People from Laos
People from Lebanon
People from Macao
People from Malaysia
People from Maldives
People from Mongolia
People from Myanmar
People from Nepal
People from North Korea
People from Oman
People from Pakistan
People from Palestinian Territory
People from Philippines
People from Qatar
People from Saudi Arabia
People from Singapore
People from South Korea
People from Sri Lanka
People from Syria
People from Taiwan
People from Tajikistan
People from Thailand
People from Turkey
People from Turkmenistan
People from United Arab Emirates
People from Uzbekistan
People from Vietnam
People from Yemen
And sleeping people.
Better, Dennis?

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

"I read it 10 times"
"I read it 12 times"
You counted?

Everyone thinks "you only live once" is a good motto to live by, but they forget that you only die once too, amirite?

NOPE. I'm Hindu. You only live again.


Sometimes, after a long session of amazing sex, you wish you were actually there having it instead of watching from your computer. amirite?
Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing holiday, amirite?
"False information" spelled backwards is "False information", amirite?
@noitamrofni eslaf That's not even close. Either you're a troll or a fucking retard.

Either you're really bad at trolling, or you're the fucking retard.

Today, I saw a MAN AND A WOMAN HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC! I mean, I don't have anything against heterosexuality, but don't flaunt it in front of me... think about the children, amirite?


Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?

I can walk on carpet. Carpet is 0% water. Therefor, I am 0% Jesus...

"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?
When a Chinese couple has a baby, they drop a spoon on the floor and whatever sound comes from it is the babies name, amirite?

Person: "But my Chinese friend's name is Ashley!"
Me: " I must say, that's a talented spoon"

@I_Predict_A_Riot I was gonna post a my indian problems one D:

Well I'm actually Indian... Would you like to meet my goat?