It's cool when you see a tree and realize it's been there since before you were born. Just imagine all the stories it could tell, amirite?

"So this kid is flying a car..."

One of the smartest wishes wouldn't be to have "all the money in the world". It would be to wish that you always had the exact amount of money for whatever you needed/wanted to buy for life, amirite?
@beinganonymous that reminds me of a joke... im on my phone, so i can't copy/paste it, but i believe its called something like a...

an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

It's annoying when baristas/cashiers make fun of you for you're order. "Oh, you want soy milk in your coffee? haha, ok.." "Oh, you don't want your sandwich toasted? haha, whatever..." Amirite?

"Oh, you obviously don't want a tip.. haha, okay."

"Care for a pillow fight? Don't worry, I have two pillows in my back pocket."

Some jokes are funny because they aren't funny, amirite?

Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.

@TheVibeAlchemist That one's my favorite smiley!

I've always thought of the goo smilie as a stalker who finally figured out where you live.

One of the smartest wishes wouldn't be to have "all the money in the world". It would be to wish that you always had the exact amount of money for whatever you needed/wanted to buy for life, amirite?
@beinganonymous that reminds me of a joke... im on my phone, so i can't copy/paste it, but i believe its called something like a...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,says he man "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found...

Dogs are cute. amirite?
@jen I have no idea why but the text and picture combination made me laugh really hard.

I'm confused by that... It seems like OP didn't really feel like drawing a dog. It's still a good drawing of... legs.

sims 3 players: you wonder why your sims always want to buy a potable Gnubb set. amirite?

It's odd! I deny my sims of everything. I once had a poor sim sleep overnight at a library for days(she got smelly)because they had computers & I wanted her to write a book. She did have showers at home, too. I was just too lazy. XD

There is nothing quite as funny/sad as a dog with a cone on its head, amirite?
It's sad how, in America, stupid people can make a fortune, amirite?
Watching the Goo face change is really entertaining, amirite?
@1763519

hello smilie

It had to be said.

Sometimes if someone is spitting horrible insults at you for no reason, instead of having some witty comeback you just stand there blankly wondering "why do people like you exist?" amirite?
If you think about how fat you are, then how small you are compared to the Earth, then how small the Earth is compared to other planets, then how small other planets are compared to stars, then how small stars are compared to constellations, then how small constellations are compared to galaxies, then how small galaxies are compared to space, then how small space is given the fact that it's constantly expanding, it's easy to rationalize eating an entire Pizza, amirite?

And maybe a bit of dessert.
A "bit"