Life's like an hourglass glued to the table, amirite?

I absolutely love this song! It's so beautiful ♥

You're not "one eighth Spanish" or "three fourteenths Egyptian," your nationality lies with wherever you've lived in the longest, amirite?

True, your nationality may be where you've lived the longest, but your HERITAGE is where you're ancestors are from and their nationalities combined, if that's how you want to look at it.

the world won't end in 2012 because the Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3ooo, amirite?

Never believe the Jonas Brothers. Or this person who believes "o" is the same thing as "0," for that matter....

Making a your mom joke to someone, when their mom is dead is the most awkward moment ever, amirite?

I did this to my friend once.. I had no idea she was dead! I felt so bad....

It's awkward when your Japanese teacher who has a sore throat tells you that her scratchy voice sounds sexy and she likes it, amirite?

I was specifying what class she teaches

It's awkward when your Japanese teacher who has a sore throat tells you that her scratchy voice sounds sexy and she likes it, amirite?
Dear preppy trend-following girls, your hair does NOT look good scrunched. It looks like pieces of staw were glued to your head. Amirite?
@sapphyre Haha, I thought I was the only one that thought scrunched hair was totally ugly. =D

Oh yeah. It drives me nuts when I walk into school and almost every girl I see's hair is scrunched. It looks really fake and un-cute. :P

No one actually uses the penis hole on their underwear, amirite?

I think I might be a bit scared to see how many people end up saying "No Way" to this one... o.o

Being in Marching Band is just like being in a gang, if not cooler, amirite?
Iraqies are just Mexicans with beards and towels on their head... amirite?

Wow, can you say ignorant?

You are left-handed, amirite?
Our society is built to make everyone feel bad about themselves in one way or another, amirite?
@Shut up, you fat asian piece of shit

No need to be an ignorant jackass.

"Teller of untruths your trousers have combusted" is so much more fun and intelligent to say, amirite?

Where is this from? haha I say it constantly, but I have no idea where this phrase came from...

"Teller of untruths your trousers have combusted" is so much more fun and intelligent to say, amirite?
@215043

Okay yeah I knew if meant "liar, liar, pants on fire," I just didn't know about the french part. lol Thanks!

Band geeks > Orch Dorks. and choir is for the people who don't want homework. (and there is a slim chance some actually want to sing.) amirite?

Hell yeah! Go band geeks!