The fortune cookie concept is really cool. It shouldn't just be a chinese fortune cookie thing. In fact, we should start selling ice cream cartons, cake boxes, cookie dough rolls, and chocolate bar wrappers with fortunes inside, amirite?

I prefer tea wisdom to fortune cookies any day.

It's weird when you have a sexual dream about someone that you've never really thought of in "that way". It either makes you feel attracted to that person because of how they acted towards you in your dream or grosses you out to the point where you feel awkward around them, amirite?

One time I had a dream I slept with Link from the Zelda games. I've never been the same. 0___0

You're terrified that, in 15 years or so, all the elementary school classrooms will be filled with Percys, Katniss's, Hermoines, and Edwards, amirite?

Pshhhh screw that. My firstborn son is going to be named Lestat.

A world without music would be silent, amirite?

Unless everyone is living in an opera where nothing is simply spoken, i think sound would live on.

Teenage girls: These days,when you carry your baby cousin or brother in public, people think it's yours, amirite?

I was walking down the street with my 5 year old niece, on our way to the grocery store, and a few people honked at me, which wad more than a little unsettling. When I got to the checkout, the cashier looked at me sympathetically and took a few dollars off my purchase.

Some names are good for children/babies, but people need to realize that those children/babies grow up, and you get adults named Frankie or Carter, amirite?

I like the name Frankie, and Carter reminds me of the old archeologist from harvest moon. I think its worse when someone has a name like Lulu or Taylie in adulthood.

People should sit in prison for the rest of their lives rather than get the death penalty, amirite?

Why dont we put people in prison, but give them the choice to be killed? I'm sure some people, after 20 years of a life sentence, might like the idea.

It's not right that the ugly girls in movies mostly have curly hair, and then when they get a makeover they straighten their hair, and then everyone thinks they're all gorgeous, when really curly hair is pretty too. amirite?

Curly hair is so much more unique. I wish people would just learn to like the hair they were born with.

They should make a medal for anyome who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it. amirite?

I finally did it last month. Then I got a new one and lost it a week later.

Boys are like Pokémon: You can catch them almost anywhere, your first will always have a special place in your heart, the farther you go in life the stronger they are, the best ones are rare, sometimes they let you down, and if you walk around for awhile another one will come along. amirite?
Boys are like Pokémon: You can catch them almost anywhere, your first will always have a special place in your heart, the farther you go in life the stronger they are, the best ones are rare, sometimes they let you down, and if you walk around for awhile another one will come along. amirite?

And if you're like me you gotta catch 'em all! ;D

It's scary but awesome to think that blue whales have veins wide enough for a human to swim through, amirite?
Girls: it really sucks when you need new shorts but the only size they come in is "slut", amirite?
It's scary but awesome to think that blue whales have veins wide enough for a human to swim through, amirite?
@Sqwancho But you won't get in a whales veins.

I know, I'm saying if it's giant and has a mouth it's automatically scary

Saying: damn dude it's brick tities out here, is not and never will be an appropriate way to describe the chilly weather, amirite?