-186Health books say how underweight people go on diets to gain weight. You don't know a single person who would go on a special diet to gain weight, amirite?
-3What the hell kind of party could you possibly throw freshman year? Amirite?
+14Why did I see so many annoying girls go to parties in wacky outfits such as tutus for Halloween? Since when was Halloween "look like you got dressed inside a dark closet" day? Amirite?
+280You like smiling at babies so they smile back at you. That, and you keep them quiet and happy for a few more minutes. amirite?
+18You try to beat your Halloween record each year, for example: How awesome your costume was, how much candy you got, etc. Amirite?
+17"Aren't you a bit old to be trick-or-treating?" ........"Aren't you a bit young?", Amirite?
+743When someone is being chased by something inanimate in a movie ex: a giant ball why do they keep running forward? It's not alive, if you run sideways it won't follow you, and you won't be in danger anymore. amirite?
-6Men are like Nazis, because they both caused the holocaust. It's true, amirite?
+30Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks, amirite?
+13Awkward eye contact with people is the worst! Espcially when it's not at a red light, amirite?
+9The best assignment in schoo would be to write down amirites in some way, amirite?