+1,472I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+40What kind of sick mind thinks of horror movies. "Oh, I've got a good one! Their mouths are sewn to their anuses and they shit into each other! Man, I'ma go home and start writing this, soon as I stop cockslapping this duck." Amirite?
+1,198You feel really exhausted when, after a long plane ride, you still have to collect your luggage, find your hotel, unpack your stuff, and get the condoms full of heroin out of your arse, amirite?
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+371Real evolution can be weirder than Pokemon evolution: "What? Tyrannosaurus Rex is evolving? Tyrannosaurus Rex evolved into... Parrot!", amirite?
+527When Catherine Middleton was little I imagine she used to say "someday my prince will come". By now I bet he has several times, amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?