We eat fruits. If the role is reversed, fruits eat our babies. amirite?
US history classes get slightly harder every year, amirite?

Why only US?

Vinegar is the only cleaning product that you can also enjoy with fish and chips. amirite?
It's very likely that someone that you don't even know has masturbated thinking about you. amirite?
@William2626 How come?

Say someone sees you as you walk by each other and thinks your attractive, right? Well if they go home and masturbate old school, then they might picture you while they masturbate.

It's very likely that someone that you don't even know has masturbated thinking about you. amirite?
Humans created math, then they used math to understand math. amirite?
@2 + 2 = 4 4 is 22

I was talking more about theorems and all that stuff with the letters, but that works too

It's harder to steal a car in 2019, than an intergalactic space ship in any Star Wars movie, amirite?

Is it because Star Wars technology was from a long time ago?

Crabs, lobsters, shrimp, & other seafloor crawling creatures see fish the same way we look at birds, bugs, & bats. Flying, amirite?
The age of 9 is your 10th year alive. amirite?

Yes but you only become 1 year old after your first year is complete. Check your math

All you're saying is that you're 0 until you're 1 year old. Or that you're 30 until you're 31

You brush your teeth before visiting your dentist just so they're 'extra' clean, amirite?

Basically your brushing your teeth to get them brushed

If a person is average height/ weight, intelligence, makes the median income, has average athletic ability, average personal relationships, then they are probably an above average human. amirite?

Humanity is the unique 49% utter idiots (like me), 49% over achievers and 2% actually people who are totally balanced (actual statistics may vary, but u get the idea)

Tonal languages like Mandarin probably have way more potential for puns. amirite?

You almost hear a wordplay at least once in a daily life if you're in Tonal Language region like Mandarin, or Japanese

Most Everyone agrees that people shouldn't be brainwashed, but no one considers that they might have been brainwashed themselves. amirite?

I don't get what's wrong with collecting data, the goverment already knows your name, age, sex, and other information, how bad is it for the government to know what kind of cheese I am

We all have our inner voices, humans think, dogs woof, cats meow but DINOSAURS are probably screaming 24/7, amirite?
@TheLucidMan Dinosaurs have been dead 24/7 for a while.

Thats what they want you to think, I mean.. YCKGXGKFKDKTXKYCHCKHFGSTATUONFJIV

You will never make a claim on your life insurance. amirite?

what if i fake my death and claim to be my twin brother who was born in secrecy and written into my will to receive all my money and assets?