Tonal languages like Mandarin probably have way more potential for puns. amirite?

You almost hear a wordplay at least once in a daily life if you're in Tonal Language region like Mandarin, or Japanese

Most Everyone agrees that people shouldn't be brainwashed, but no one considers that they might have been brainwashed themselves. amirite?

I don't get what's wrong with collecting data, the goverment already knows your name, age, sex, and other information, how bad is it for the government to know what kind of cheese I am

We all have our inner voices, humans think, dogs woof, cats meow but DINOSAURS are probably screaming 24/7, amirite?
@TheLucidMan Dinosaurs have been dead 24/7 for a while.

Thats what they want you to think, I mean.. YCKGXGKFKDKTXKYCHCKHFGSTATUONFJIV

You will never make a claim on your life insurance. amirite?

what if i fake my death and claim to be my twin brother who was born in secrecy and written into my will to receive all my money and assets?

Dinosaurs are an advanced race that has technology far more advanced ours because they have been living here for millions of years, considering the technology we developed in about 2000 years in comparison to theirs, amirite?

Humans have been around for way longer than 2000 years...

A peanut allergy is not a nut allergy, amirite?

Correct, a peanut is a legume

We are the next fossil fuel. amirite?

Ackshually... We won't be, because we will rot and decay. Fossil fuels exist because a long time ago there was no fungi to digest dead plants and animals. Now it is all just returned the the atmosphere as carbon dioxide.

We pay garbage companies to take things that belong to us. amirite?

They're taking old banana peels and dirty napkins, not our TVs and furniture.

How do we know what dinosaurs sound like when they've been extinct millions of years ago, amirite?

well scientists and archiologists have kind of an idea because the parts that sound were in the bones and we have fossils so they blew air through it and had rough dino sounds

If you're fortunate enough, your organs will spend their entire lifetime in complete darkness. amirite?
The end of day light saving in October, actually makes October the longest month of the year. amirite?

Not in US. They change in November

There was a woman with the biggest pair of titties you'll ever see in your life but you probably don't even remember her, amirite?
Fire breaths, eats, and grows—maybe if it were allowed to burn long enough, it would become self-aware too. amirite?

Or just becomes a morbidly obese POS

You will never find a sane, gorgeous woman homeless, amirite?
@I can help. How hot are you?

I give myself a 6 but I've never bought my own drinks when out sooooo