+71Parents would take their kids a lot more seriously if instead of asking "Why?" over and over, they said "I need a logical explanation!", amirite?
-39It's very likely that someone that you don't even know has masturbated thinking about you. amirite?
+61We all have our inner voices, humans think, dogs woof, cats meow but DINOSAURS are probably screaming 24/7, amirite?
+51Cheap phones are thicker and heavier while cheap calculators are thinner and lighter. Expensive phones are thinner and lighter while expensive calculators are thicker and heavier. amirite?
+43The jobs of many chefs and cooks would have been a lot easier if no one ever had taste buds and so no one could have ever differentiated the taste between an ice cream, a spicy gravy and a bitter medicine syrup... amirite?
+48Toaster ovens are good because you can lean over and stare into without somebody telling you not to. amirite?
+58When people say "you couldn't do __ to save your life", they imply doing something to save your life is easy. However, it is an extremely high pressured scenario that is definitely more difficult to do than your average attempt at said ___. amirite?