+1,347If 3 people having sex is a threesome, and 2 people at it is a twosome, why is handsome still a compliment, Amirite?
+186Friendship isn't about who you knew the longest, it's about who came into your life and never left, amirite?
-912god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
+459please donate to the PITFF foundation if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face..... amirite?
+476You have that one friend you keep around because you want to be on their good side when they snap and start shooting people. Amirite?
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+337Its kinda funny how "Fuck You" by Ceelo actually carries a deep message within it. The song tells the story of a love-sick Ceelo always trying to get a girl but never being quite good enough in her eyes and being rejected. This eventually comes full circle when Ceelo becomes rich and famous while she remains a custodian. That just goes to show you, be kind to everyone, or FUCK YOU,amirite?
+1,765Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?
+139The problem with modern bullies is that they insist on recycling old insults and put-downs. If I was a bully I'd have a little fun with it. "I would rather style a poodle using only mayonnaise at thirty-thousand feet in a military fighter-jet while desperately trying to believe that it IS butter than eat my lunch with you, ya butt-trumpet!" See? Much better, amirite?
+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+530One PAY DAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took Mrs. HERSHEY'S downtown to the corner of Main and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY: you are even better than the 3 MUSKETEERS! Soon she became CHUNKY and 9 months later, BABY RUTH was born, amirite?