4 8 15 16 23 42.
Actually, you're right.
Don't you forget about me.
It might actually go more like this: "You see, children, back in the early 2000's, some users of this website were known for voting 'No Way' on a post that contained incorrect spelling or grammar. This website, known as Amirite, was popular at a time when proper English was still important to society, unlike today."
If you like fried chicken, then you must like lynching black people, because they both came from the south.
I just... I give up.
An interest in pornography is actually perfectly natural and healthy, along with masturbation.
Totally, Bruno should go head first into a giant ice cream sundae.
Well we don't exactly sit there and stare at your vagina either...
Could Chandler Bing, BE any more liked?
Or by Will Smith.
Stop putting apostrophes in something just because you're pluralizing it.
There's no winning if you're overweight.
If you're overweight and at McDonald's: "Psh, no wonder you're fat."
If you're overweight and at the gym: "Psh, what are you doing here? Go to McDonald's."
"And then you 'minus' that."