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Girls LOVE it when guys go behind the girl and wrap their arms around their waste. amirite?
Why doesnt Bruno Mars go to the dessert and catch grenades for soldiers. The world would be a better place, amirite?

Totally, Bruno should go head first into a giant ice cream sundae.

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It's unfair how guys can stare at girls all of the time. Us girls can't just sit their and stare at a guy's dick saying, "Whoa..whoa man, I'd tap that.", amirite?

Well we don't exactly sit there and stare at your vagina either...

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There are a few acceptable spelling or grammar mistakes or substitutes when you're online. Ex: gonna, wanna, your (instead of you're), and, of course, amirite. amirite?

I'm okay with "gonna" and "wanna," but I'm definitely not cool with mixing up your/you're or there/their/they're.

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I cried when Mufasa died.

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Cunnilingus sounds like a fun new Harry Potter spell... except for the fact that it's a slang term for oral sex. amirite?

Do you even know what slang means? Cunnilingus isn't "slang" for oral sex, it's the scientific term for oral sex; more specifically, oral sex on a female.

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9000 people around the world are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are getting head and you.... are reading this, amirite?

I feel like you just made up these numbers.

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An amirite user should be judged by his comments, and not his posts. He could have the funniest posts in the world... from somewhere else. but, comments can't be reposts, rather, they are snappy remarks made that are completely the user's mind, amirite?
Being tired is not simply not wanting to get up in the morning. It's not even falling asleep in class. No, being tired is being an AP student that briefly forgot which liquid goes with cereal, amirite?

Yes, because that can only happen to AP students.

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It's fine if you wanna save your first kiss for marriage, but what if you just completely fail because you have no practice, amirite?

I think saving your virginity until marriage is a really good idea, but your first kiss just seems a bit weird to me...

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whats up with these rappers making part two's to their songs. (airplanes 2, love the way you lie 2) since when do songs get sequels? amirite?

It's really not that new of a concept...

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You would isolate yourself for 10 years for 1 BILLION dollars. You are taken into a room 100m x 100m x 100m, and you cannot come out until those 10 years are up. All you have with you are one gun with one bullet in it just in case. You can have any food or drink you like, it will be supplied for you if you ask for it. You will have absolutely no form of entertainment. You would do it. amirite?

All that I could think about when I read this post: Does the room really need such a high ceiling?

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Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant? amirite?

Only if they're illegal. And I drive a Ford.

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Girls, you would be upset if your boyfriend watched porn, especially if the two of you were in love, amirite?
@AtheisticMystic Well...that's unusual.

Not to mention a flat-out lie, haha.

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Although they are great movies, you still don't understand the plot to Pirates of the Caribbean, amirite?

Seriously? What don't you understand...?

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