Khauri_Bourne

Rebecca Black's "My Moment" is actually good enough. I mean it sounds just like any other pop song out there. She doesn't deserve all this hate, amirite?

Well,.... it's better. The lyrics anyway. If only the video were better and it were sung by a different person. Also, I like how she decided not to go with a black rapper this time.

They should invent a computer that you could fuck so while you're watching internet porn its kind like "hey wait, I can fuck my computer while watching this.", amirite?

I know there's some type of USB powered masturbation device I saw.

Nintendo inspired Microsoft and Sony to make a game system better than the N64. They did, and Nintendo is now losing the competition. amirite?

Each game system has their ups and downs. The playstation network was a shitty idea, The fact that you have to pay to get online on a 360 with a game you already spent 60 bucks on is ridiculous, and the Wii isn't the best in graphics. (Not that any decent gamer would actually care about the graphics).

Questicals rhymes with Anthony's favorite snack, amirite?
Questicals rhymes with Anthony's favorite snack, amirite?

Yeah, I guess Questicals and Soft Pretzels kinda rhymes.

Even if you like him, you have to admit Obama probably isn't going to get reelected in 2012, amirite?

Hmmm, Obama seems to be doing better than Ol' George, and he got elected two terms. He even caught and killed one of America's biggest enemies. Stop hating and start represidating!

5 biggest lies told by TEENAGERS: 1. Seriously dude, I don't like anyone. 2. Everything's fine. 3. Can't, doing homework. 4. I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions. 5. I am sure that I am over 18 and understand that this website contains explicit content that is not suitable for minors. amirite?

Almost 100% sure I saw this on a Facebook group.

You're stuck making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon, amirite?

This is pure Au!

If Daniele Radcliffe isnt actually homosexual than the only good acting he has done is acting like a complete fag. amirite?

From the creators of "OP is a fag" and "Tits or GTFO" comes a new movie from Troll Productions. Anonymous. (Coming to a theater near you)

Daniele Radcliffe and Tom Cruise have alot in common. They both participate in magic, they both are sexually attracted to gingers, they both are steadily hiding in the closet afraid to express there homosexuality despite everyone, I mean everyone knowing these guys are gayer than a football bat, amirite?
Daniele Radcliffe and Tom Cruise have alot in common. They both participate in magic, they both are sexually attracted to gingers, they both are steadily hiding in the closet afraid to express there homosexuality despite everyone, I mean everyone knowing these guys are gayer than a football bat, amirite?

Obvious troll. It's a clever troll too. See, what it does is attack two groups of people. There are the ones who adore Harry Potter and Daniel Radcliffe, then there are those who enjoy the works of Tom Cruise. The troll works by ensuring that both parties are displeased. It simultaneously insults the sexuality of these two actors, and the intelligence of anyone reading. This pretty much guarantees that a maximum number of down votes would be be achieved. Now that we know how a troll works, consider the following. FACT: Did you know a whale's tongue can way over 3 whole pounds!

If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling hot water down your throat. Amirite?

Oh shit, I'm choking on an ice cube. It's okay guys, I got it under control. Now lemme just find my tea kettle.

Guys: You feel perverted whenever you have to draw a girl, especially when you have to draw her chest, amirite?
Guys: You feel perverted whenever you have to draw a girl, especially when you have to draw her chest, amirite?

You bunch of.... The Breasts are the best part. Not just because you can use your imagination and fill it whatever kind of aspects you like, but also because it teaches you about the different ways to soft round ball like objects can look at different angles and collision points. Think of it as art, not sexual pleasure!

Formula for a talent show judging panel: Cranky British Dude, Over-excited woman, third random guy, amirite?

JC Chasez, Little Mama, Random Dude
Steven Tyler (Can't remember if british) , Jennifer Lopez, Random Dude
Piers Morgan, Howwy Mendel, Sherry Osbourne, Random Dude
Nigel lythgoe, Mary Murphey (Who is really annoying), Two random dudes.
Chef Ramsey, The fat dude that never says no, the bald white dude who thinks he's cool but actually has an annoying voice.

There, saved some people the trouble.