Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on meth it is, amirite?

2,4,6,8! Chastity is good! Sex can wait! Improvise and masturbate! amirite?

2,4,6,8 how the hell did this get homepaged?

Storing glasses upside down is a bad idea, because when you get a drink you'll be putting your mouth on something that was touching the bottom of a dusty shelf, amirite?
@MozzerRocker I do know! And congrats on your shelf cleanliness, but for me it's just easier not to worry about it and put the...

So your logic is that all dust that settles on your shelves,would in no way ever, oh i don't know, settle inside the glasses that you are keeping right side up?

It is kinda weird to know that someone else in another part of the world is doing the exact thing you are doing right now, amirite?

Someone else is commenting on this?? I didn't think so... d smilie

You have to wet the toothpaste AFTER it's on the brush or else it just feels wierd against your teeth, amirite?

As opposed to wetting the toothpaste before it's on the brush.

It's a good thing that going to the gym is becoming more popular (considering the obesity epidemic), but I really hate having to stand around because someone else is using one of the machines. I know it's good exercise, but I'm not sure it's worth the weight, amirite?

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I love u. It's the coolest vowel. Not too closed yet not too open, amirite?

I see what you did there.

It is extremely irritating when people write the dollar sign after the number. (5$) Just because you SAY "five dollars" doesn't mean it's written like that! amirite?
@twisted_memories Not if you're referring to people from Canada or the US when they do it. Here it's $#.

Not true, at least about Canada. I'm a french Canadian, and in french it's written #$ and even when I'm writing in english, sometimes I forget and write #$ and nobody bats an eye....

It would be cool if everytime you were reborn, you had the same fingerprint, amirite?

y'know, assuming people get reborn...

It would have been pretty funny if Steve Jobs' life support cable was too short to reach his bed and he had to sit on the floor, amirite?
@/bonusforlefthanders

I'm left handed and that's just another reason I love macbooks <3 :P

People without legs: You think you're pretty lame at times too. Amirite?

For people who don't get it: definition of lame: Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible. So um, yeah....

if there was a lesbian character in glee, and she wanted to confess to her parents, the song "I don't need a man" by the pussycat dolls would be perfect, amirite?

There is a lesbian character on glee...

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?
@MrRite Well, in case you're serious (sarcasm doesn't translate well on the intertubes) it's a play on words because math...

No need to get 'irked'. I just made a comment on your post pointing out the pun, and it got a few likes. Your post got POTD with over a thousand likes. Who cares if ONE person says that it tops your post.

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?

I feel like OP is trolling... or I'm sad for humanity...