Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on meth it is, amirite?

2,4,6,8! Chastity is good! Sex can wait! Improvise and masturbate! amirite?

2,4,6,8 how the hell did this get homepaged?

if there was a lesbian character in glee, and she wanted to confess to her parents, the song "I don't need a man" by the pussycat dolls would be perfect, amirite?

There is a lesbian character on glee...

It is kinda weird to know that someone else in another part of the world is doing the exact thing you are doing right now, amirite?

Someone else is commenting on this?? I didn't think so... d smilie

If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things. amirite?
@deeviant I substituted the word patronus with erection.. And this is why I should keep away from amirite past midnight.

I thought that was the point of the post.. And that is why I should stay away from Amirite at all hours..

It's really cool how the word 'this' is 'shit' backwards. amirite?

no its not

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?

I feel like OP is trolling... or I'm sad for humanity...

It would be cool if everytime you were reborn, you had the same fingerprint, amirite?

y'know, assuming people get reborn...

I love u. It's the coolest vowel. Not too closed yet not too open, amirite?

I see what you did there.

People without legs: You think you're pretty lame at times too. Amirite?

For people who don't get it: definition of lame: Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible. So um, yeah....

Note to self: when in a large group of people, do NOT say the word "vinegar" with the accent on the second syllable. amirite?
You have to wet the toothpaste AFTER it's on the brush or else it just feels wierd against your teeth, amirite?

As opposed to wetting the toothpaste before it's on the brush.

When teenagers in a T.V. show are like "What's a newspaper?" or a phonebook, or something that isn't super technologically advanced, it makes you mad. We're not stupid. I've read a newspaper and a phonebook many times, and I even know what records and tapes are, and I'm a teenager. It's stupid, amirite?

They were trying WAY too hard in that episode to make Hannah Montana seem super famous. It was sort of pathetic.

Your happy meals from McDonald's never actually came in a red box that had a yellow handle and smiley-face....that is, IF you ever even got a box. amirite?

I never got a box. Stupid Canada. :(

The pun is mightier than the sword, amirite?

I see what you did thar. :3