Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?

I've got it! I'll throw parties and invite all the richest people in the state, in hopes that one day my true love, Daisy Buchanan, (who lives across the lake from me), will one day wander in to my mansion. But I'm scared that something might happen to prevent me from getting with her, like hitting her husband's mistress, Myrtle, with my Rolles Royce or something, and then getting shot by her husband George. Nahh..

Schools shouldn't teach evolution like it's fact. If they are teaching evolution then they should also teach creationism and intelligent design. That way it's fair. Amirite?
@Causing_Controversy First off, I can't even start to believe an article saying they've proven something scientific to be fact when the...

Evolution is a scientific theory. Its not really a "theory" at all. The only reason it has not been completely proven to be true is because we can not observe it happening. Evolution has a lot of evidence to back it up with the fossil record. But some people believe that god put the fossil record there to test our faith, believe what you want, but i don't think that we should bring creationism in to the science room, there isn't any scientific evidence to prove creationism, it'd be like teaching english with a math teacher... Get what i'm saying?

I should be able to vote both 'No Way' and 'Yeah You Are!' because my multiple personalities may not agree with each other, amirite?
Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?
It would be legitimately scary if it started to rain chocolate.... But oh so delicious, amirite?
@Gaussian It wouldn't be delicious if it was baking chocolate or Belgian chocolate.

Just chocolate. the song never says anything about baking chocolate, or belgian chocolate. =D

Some people would look better if they ripped their face off their face, amirite?

Nothing turns someone on like a screaming person going in to shock from having their face muscles being exposed and bleeding excessively. Talk about boner city!

Schools shouldn't teach evolution like it's fact. If they are teaching evolution then they should also teach creationism and intelligent design. That way it's fair. Amirite?
@scrantoncity Have we observed any of that? No. And what "records" of this can we clearly see? The Pre-Cambrian explosion...

We can observe it because of the fossils archeologists have collected.

And that may be because there was no natural disaster that happened prior to the dinosaurs, and we probably find so many fossils of dinosaurs and what not because some huge cataclysmic natural disaster happened to them all, and were buried rapidly.

If Justin Beiber made a song making fun of twilight which one do you side with, amirite?

Neither, they both suck.

My girlfriend criticised my apartment, so I knocked her flat, amirite?
@(Ron Paul): Says the hypocrite

says the.. Person thats dragging this on way to long =D

Simple. Gandalf shouldve used the big eagle thing and flown frodo and the ring into mordor. No one dies. Everyones happy except for the bad guys :) amirite?

Smeegle's not so happy. He jumped off the bird to go after the ring falling in to the volcano XD

We should legalize marijuana. It's a victimless crime. No, you can't get high just by being in the same room as it. It's healthier than cigarettes. It would bring in tax dollars and take the funding away from violent gangs/organized crime, and maybe then our police force can work towards stopping domestic violence and other, more harmful crimes, amirite?
@soccerfan Actually, marijuana is much worse for your lungs. The average joint has up to 40 times as much tar as the average...

Marijuana has no tar in it, as mentioned by GrammarGirl. And pot cannot cause schizophrenia. I don't think it can really even enhance schizophrenia if you have it. LSD on the other hand......

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?
@Not happiness, though.. Or God... that's salvation. or love.

1. Kittens.
2. Lot's of bibles if you're in to that sort of thing.
3. Kitte... Er. Puppies.

Guys who are obsessed with cats are 50 times more creepy than girls who are obsessed with cats, amirite?

I'm obsessed with cats... and i'm not thaatt creepy..

The US is a CHRISTIAN nation. People who don't like it are free to leave, amirite?

Um. There are less black people in this country than the people who aren't of any religious views. By your logic we should be a white nation as well. Just because christians are the majority of the United States doesn't mean we're a christian nation.

Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

God Damn it! You are not supposed to speak of this! We all know what happened to the last guy that tried to reveal the secret.....