There is supposedly a surplus of potatoes, yet they are very expensive. amirite?

That's because they're ripping us off. It doesn't end.

Parents may not love one child more than the other, but they like one better. amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Right you are

Condom Companies, such as Trojan and Durex, are slowly putting themselves out of business, amirite?

if only it works that way..

Have you seen the beginning of Idiocracy?
The family trees

Living life in your mid-to-late 20s is a consistent daily argument with yourself on whether you're old or young, amirite?

Keep having the argument until your body quits, who cares what the number says.

Technically a baby fish from France is a French fry. amirite?

Aquatic fish hold no citizenship.

The non-aquatic ones though. Watch out.

Your passwords are technically one of the longest secret(s) you've kept in your life. amirite?
@88080808088 So then what do you call something you don't tell your spouse?

Idk, I just want to believe in loving and trusting your spouse.

Those people not wearing masks are fine becoming unknown murderers. amirite?
@Then unless you are wearing a mask at home too, the mask is useless.

Masks are suggested in outside your home. "If" you have virus and you don't know(you could be asymptotic) you will minimize the spread by wearing the mask. Masks are for you not to spread virus to others not the other way around. Unless it's N95 mask then you are protected 99% but still have 1% chance.

If humans could shed their skin (like snakes), we'd do some pretty messed up things with it. amirite?
@Sybersonic Mmm free chips

You, my creepy little friend, have an scary mind.

I approve!

When you "check in" a hotel room, you're taking possession of the room. But when you "check in" a file, you're losing possession of the file. amirite?

Or.

The hotel checks you in because hotels are filing cabinets for people.

If humans could shed their skin (like snakes), we'd do some pretty messed up things with it. amirite?
@Lol gross

Yes.
But interesting.

True beauty doesn't exist as we, imperfect humans, decide what is or isn't beautiful, amirite?
Sleeping is a thing that most people love to do, despite nobody being able to remember the actual act of sleeping. amirite?

'Love to do'?

Sleep is an absolute necessity, which no one can avoid for more than a few days.
Unless you want to become a danger to yourself and others.

As for 'not remembering sleep', that is certainly true.
But we feel, and remember, the acts of falling asleep and waking up.

Those could be called an alternate state of consciousness, and often a pleasant one at that.
Finally, there are dreams, which are something we do remember from our periods of sleep.

You can't swallow whilst breathing out. amirite?

Yes, because otherwise you would aspirate anything you were swallowing.

Earth is the entire Star Wars galaxy all compacted into one planet, amirite?

Minus Jedi, cool aliens and the Force.