Bunk beds are human shelves, amirite?
Being a cunt is much more socially acceptable than calling someone a cunt, amirite?

USA land of hypocrisy

If you batter any chicken from scratch, you are dipping chicken carcasses into it's former fetus form (also known as eggs). amirite?

feed that to a chicken for a self-fulfilling poultry

Things that are priceless are free. amirite?

Instructions unclear: in prison for multiple accounts of art heists

If a superhero dies saving someone, than the survivor would probably go through extreme survivor's guilt. amirite?

Ezra Bridger.

Pilots must hate travelling by air for vacation. amirite?
@Framie1 Why lol

I heard it on Rogan.

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?

Have a nice trip

If you worry about making mistakes don't. It's not like anyone will remember you in 150 years, amirite?

Hell, no one remembers me now.

I dont remember dreams but I still feel how it made me feel.

You rarely see people sneeze on live television, amirite?

Yeah I was listening to a radio show a week or so ago and the host sneezed and it was oddly shocking

If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?

Would we even have a signal to use the phone?

Telling a child not to do something will either cause them to avoid it with their life until they are 20, or instantly rebel and do it the next chance they get. amirite?

Story of my life, so far

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?

He probably jerked it over Jessie at some point.

You can counter any question with "Why?", amirite?