Jebus stole from the Great Pyramids and plagued his people. amirite?
@Skurlett Who's jebus

The dude responsible for being born a sinner.

It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?
If you look like your father, you look like the person your mom wanted to bang. Or vice versa. amirite?
Through social media it is easier than ever now to arrange 80% of the developed world to jump at the same time to see what would happen, amirite?

Actualy, during last World cup, when Mexico won one of the elimination rounds everybody started jumping and they created earthquake of around 3 on richter scale.

One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

When I bloody find you you will regret the day you spooged all over my trash cans

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
Arabic numerals have as many pronunciations as the number of languages you speak, amirite?
@CriticallyDangered No, 2.

Ohhh so it's a relative answer! I get it now.

If we really did sow our own wild oats, we could all have sock porridge every morning, amirite?

I'd rather plant potatoes than eat oats every day. Especially not if they come from a sock :P

If you want a significant other who understands your emotions, just date a therapist. amirite?
If you're poor and mentally unstable you're crazy but if you're rich and mentally unstable you're eccentric. amirite?
There are no cats in the John wick movies. They only show John interacting with dogs, one wonders about his liking for cats. amirite?

Maybe all the cats were off making another movie all their own.

Everyone who's bald probably has their astrology sign as cancer. amirite?
You technically are born at a very young age because it took months for you to develop, amirite?

Born = existing as a result of birth

So no, because you can't be born until you are extruded/extracted from your mom

Surgeons are professional people openers. amirite?

I'm comfortable admitting I'm an amateur. I just do it for fun, not because I want to be the best.

It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?
@Jakubklementewicz Well if women's pants had real front pockets...

Maybe that's why they are small so they have to put them there, lol.