For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
Jebus stole from the Great Pyramids and plagued his people. amirite?
@Skurlett Who's jebus

The dude responsible for being born a sinner.

Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?

Didn't one of them mention something about racking up the screams at a slumber party?

Alcohol is a depressant for happy people. amirite?


It's generally socially acceptable to drink after 70.83% of the day has passed. amirite?

i usually drink water throughout most of the day. i guess im not socially acceptable

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?
An onion forces you to cry over it's dead body. amirite?
What's so fascinating about western civilization is how it dictates how human beings are, instead of investigating how human beings function. amirite?

I think it's all civilizations

It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?
the sky gets it's blue color from water, but what make the water blue, amirite?

The sky, and water gets its color from the material it is made up of absorbing every wave length of light but blue.

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
@JimKB Antimatter is pretty expensive, for a thing that actually has a mass.

Oh yeah sure, I'll just head over to the local Walmart to buy some antimatter.

Someone is Dying atm, amirite?

Someone is dying at an ATM

If you look like your father, you look like the person your mom wanted to bang. Or vice versa. amirite?
We laugh when animals react to television, and then we go watch porn... amirite?
@browndog888 Is this a reflection of what you do.. because WHAT?? Lmao

You don't bark at the screen when you watch porn? Don't be ridiculous!

It's weird that our pants have "legs" but our shirts don't have "arms", amirite?

Doesn't that imply that mens pants should have a penis sleeve?