Jebus stole from the Great Pyramids and plagued his people. amirite?
@Skurlett Who's jebus

The dude responsible for being born a sinner.

Alcohol is a depressant for happy people. amirite?

Coolant

It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?
the sky gets it's blue color from water, but what make the water blue, amirite?

The sky, and water gets its color from the material it is made up of absorbing every wave length of light but blue.

If you look like your father, you look like the person your mom wanted to bang. Or vice versa. amirite?
We laugh when animals react to television, and then we go watch porn... amirite?
@browndog888 Is this a reflection of what you do.. because WHAT?? Lmao

You don't bark at the screen when you watch porn? Don't be ridiculous!

Through social media it is easier than ever now to arrange 80% of the developed world to jump at the same time to see what would happen, amirite?

Actualy, during last World cup, when Mexico won one of the elimination rounds everybody started jumping and they created earthquake of around 3 on richter scale.

It took Ultron 5 mins of browsing the internet to decide humanity needed to end. amirite?

It was more like 45 seconds, trying to see any redeeming qualities and decided that would be a no.

One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

When I bloody find you you will regret the day you spooged all over my trash cans

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
@browndog888 Though a Martian research station on Phoebe would also help

hey does anyone wanna check what's going on on Eros rn?

Arabic numerals have as many pronunciations as the number of languages you speak, amirite?
@CriticallyDangered No, 2.

Ohhh so it's a relative answer! I get it now.

The pros of living in a third world country is that we have PS5 in the stores, but cons is we don't have money to buy it, amirite?
If we really did sow our own wild oats, we could all have sock porridge every morning, amirite?

I'd rather plant potatoes than eat oats every day. Especially not if they come from a sock :P

Maybe cops started the whole pants down thing to make criminals easier to catch. amirite?

i never understood why gansta think its cool to have your nasty ass hanging out.