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+244Its annoying when you almost sneeze but don't so it just looks like you're having a public orgasm.

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+334Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is based on the story of the three brothers: Tom Marvolo Riddle died for power, Severus Snape died for love, and Harry Potter greeted death as a friend, amirite?

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+1,119Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem. “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”, amirite?

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+1,106I'm not saying shes fat, I'm just saying if I were to pick the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of them, amirite?

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+1,545Sometimes it's fun to use unnecessary amounts of anger: "Peter can i have one of your chips?" "no" "DAMN IT PETER, I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE!!", amirite?

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+2,118"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?

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IAmSecretlyAHippo

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+2,136Hello? Mother Nature? Yes I would like to cancel my monthly subscription...Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up? No I would not like to transfer to the 9 month plan.... amirite?

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+2,678It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

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+2,245You hate when it is dark and then your brain is like, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought of in a while?... Monsters," amirite?

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+1,753I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?

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+540The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?

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+306It's nice when the authors of textbooks have a sense of humor, amirite?

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+4,743"Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", amirite?

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+1,537The condom and tampon were talking. One day, the condom said to the tampon, "Why do you exist? Because of you, I lose my job for a week." To which the tampon replies, "Yeah. But when you fuck up, I lose mine for a full nine months." amirite?

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