I think we're all being silly, Let's Order Lasagna.

It would be a very difficult decision. If movies have taught me anything, it's to never screw around with the past or future.

I agree. It's like saying " Oh, the cash register had money in it, it was just asking to be robbed"

What disease do you have that makes you think such terrible thoughts?

Hortense McDuck? Now I know what I'm naming my first-born child.

Then he told her to "beet it".

waldeinsamkeit (german): the feeling of being alone in the woods.

meraki (greek): doing something with soul, creativity, or love.

pochmuchka (russian): a person who asks a lot of questions.

forelsket (norwegian): a sense of euphoria experienced when first falling in love.

cualacino (italian): the mark left on a table from a cold glass.

Yeah, i'm jealous.

I would say something like "THE CURE FOR CANCER IS..."

i think my cat's boyfriend is in a gang.

You're beautiful.

BEEEP BEEP TROLL ALERT BEEEP

messed. up.

it's not real. they be trolling.

My god. I had no idea there were so many horse-girls out there.

THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!!!!!!!

2011 resolutions:
-LEARN HOW TO SWING DANCE.

cat