+994There's an old saying that says if you love something, set it free, and if it comes back to you, then it really loves you. With this same logic, that balloon I released when I was 6 probably didn't like me very much, amirite?
+494Some people were dropped as baby, others seem to have been thrown at a wall. But you.....it's quite obvious that you were thrown at a high speed ceiling fan being crushed by a cement truck being sat on by a dinosaur, amirite?
+718If I am attracted to both men and women, I am bisexual. If I am wearing socks of two different colors, I am bisockual. Amirite?
+623How to kill a hipster: Inform them that breathing is so mainstream, amirite?
+378The fact that Snooki got a book published should give us all hope that ANYTHING is possible, amirite?
+131"Strumpet" means the exact same thing as "whore", but is so much more fun to say,amirite?
+37"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity," Albert Einstein, you really were a genius, amirite?
+241Facebook helps you connect and share with the douchebags at your school, amirite?
+439It's interesting how people type "I don't care what people think" in their profile.If you REALLY don't care what people think, why are you even on this website? Amirite?
+20I am determined to find a beaver and name it Ashley. Ashley would be a fantastic name for a beaver, amirite?
+14Set fire to Miley Cyrus...NOW it's a Party in the U.S.A, and everywhere else, too! Amirite?
+53Just because I'm from Germany, does not mean I'm a Nazi. So please stop saying "hail hitler" when you see me in the hallway. It is hurtful and rude, amirite?
+30It's weird that in her song "Stephen",Ke$ha says, "I'll knit you a sweater." What the hell? Why would he ever want her to knit him a sweater, amirite?