+605When you tell someone you love them for the first time, something you don't wanna hear is, "Yeah, you're pretty awesome too...", amirite?
-134Whenever you're looking pretty hot, you repeat that silence of the lambs scene, "Would you f#ck me? I'd f*ck me. I'd f%ck me hard.", amirite?
+13Italian plumber that runs around looking for spare change and gets perked up by shrooms…you've never noticed how racist Mario games are, until now. amirite?
+19Enter the quoted text, "Where you book matters" "Where you book matters" "Where you book matters" I think expedia's trying to brainwash me... amirite?
+17You say good night at night, you say good morning in the morning, but you say good afternoon during the day. I want someone to tell me to have a good day, not just a good afternoon. amirite?
+13I think it's confusing when stores have doors with "Enter" and "Exit" on them and they're both green. Like, SHOPKO. amirite?