Yelling into the wind is kind of like yelling at yourself.... amirite?
There are fruits and vegetables on a pizza. amirite?

What about cheese pizza?

There must have been a lot of pets whose owners did not come home on 9/11. amirite?
When you are in a bad mood , you tend to remember past happy days ignoring the bad days, amirite?

Not really true tbh, my brain only thinks of bad days to make me feel like I'm always unlucky

There was no such thing as bad breath before the toothbrush was invented. amirite?

Same with most beauty products

For the next 8 more days, the date can be read the same forwards and backwards, amirite?

Not in Europe. Heheheheheh. Dummy dumb Europe.

There was no such thing as bad breath before the toothbrush was invented. amirite?
@contextrip You sure about that?

Yea people definitely ate mint leaves and other items in order to freshen their breath.

Some of our potential siblings may have been swallowed, amirite?
@Or Drained

Or splattered over a pair of tits.

Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?

Shadow Vasectomy.

If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?

Take a solar panel with you and a charging cable

For teachers that grade tests out of the highest achieved score on the test, if all students agree to answer the exact same way (A on every question for example) then everyone would get 100%, amirite?

There's this thing most schools use now called "academic integrity policy". Yall conspiring together is covered by that policy(like 99.999999999% of the time)

When you are younger you are encouraged to eat but as you get older you are encouraged to eat less, amirite?

Until you hit retirement age and people encourage you to eat more so you won't fade away as your muscles get eaten by your body in search of sustenance.

Short people are less likely to break their phones when they drop it. amirite?

Short people are less likely to break their bones when they drop.

There's something about holding a scissors that makes you NEED to cut something...anything. amirite?

That's why I never hold scissors naked.