Athletes: When you took your first ice bath, it felt like your legs were going to fall off. amirite?

I thought that said atheist and I got really confused.

Teeth are little brats. They're so high maintenance. Nothing else gets cleaned 2-3 times a day! They have their own brush. They have their own doctors. They get first dibs on everything you eat. AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GROW IN STRAIGHT. amirite?

I kept reading "Teens" are little brats and it made no fucking sense. Now, I feel stupid.

Sometimes it seems you're not allowed to be happy for more then a day,

WHY DO I ALWAYS WORD THINGS POORLY??????
Fuck this I'm getting chips.

If you look carefully, you'll notice a recurring theme in the literature read in high school: Life sucks and then you die, amirite?

Anyone read the play fences?

Alice In Wonderland looks like an acid trip, amirite?

lol, at camp when I was high, they go " Alice, you in wonderland ;)"
lol, good times...
"cool story bro"

If you knew your child was retarted or conjoined early in the pregnancy, you would terminate it, amirite?
It would suck to be a non-bender in the Avatar world, amirite?

You could learn Chi-Blocking such as Ty-Lee.
Also, May wasn't a bender but she's still pretty badass.

There are more books out there besides Harry Potter. amirite?
@958196

Fair enough n_n

Emotions are a spectrum on which love and hate are of equal intensity, amirite?

This is so perfect to me

If you knew your child was retarted or conjoined early in the pregnancy, you would terminate it, amirite?
@1801400

It happened to someone in my family, and she decided to abort it because she didn't want to puT a child through that.

Contacts are one of the best inventions ever. amirite?

I prefer contacts, but I left my glasses 15 hours away from my house and I hate having to wear them all the time.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. Don't let yourself be a 'party station', amirite?
Contacts are one of the best inventions ever. amirite?

I prefer contacts, but I left my glasses 15 hours away from my house and I hate having to wear them all the time.

It's stupid that having panic attacks or social anxiety is a trend, amirite?
when opening a fortune cookie you expect something that may be insightful but instead the majority of the time you get something obvious such as "today something will happed," amirite?

One time I got a fortune cookie with nothing in it.
I thought that was the day I was gonna die.