When you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say "What the fuck are you doing?", amirite?
Why does John Lennon get to be the eggman and the walrus and I'm just stuck being human? amirite?
@FlashDelirium THE WALRUS WAS PAUL. Did you ever listen to "Glass Onion"?

Have you ever listened to "God" a solo by john (lyrics: i was the walrus, but now im john)
So john is the walrus
alsoo
i am the walrus starts with "i am he, as you are he, as you are me" so we are all john thus we are all walruses and eggmans"
lawyered

30 years ago if a computer loaded in 5 minutes the people would say "OMG ALIENS!!" now if a computer loads in over a minute people say "OMG THIS COMPUTER IS BROKEN I NEED A NEW ONE!", amirite?
Condom companies should send out cards saying, "Happy Fathers Day to all who used our competitors products", amirite?
As a child you got really excited when they made two separate cartoon characters meet, amirite?

I was personally excited when they made a movie where rugrats met thornberryes

You hate it when someone is wearing a band t-shirt (like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones) and you know that, that person doesnt know the band and wearing it for fashion, amirite?
@1281443

hey jesus, if you can walk on water and the human body is %70 water, when i stand on someone else does that make me %70 jesus?

You hate it when someone is wearing a band t-shirt (like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones) and you know that, that person doesnt know the band and wearing it for fashion, amirite?
@1281408

shut up jesus you know i dont mean that. and awesome band tshirts going on sale is another facepalm for the people of our age who doesnt know the difference between good music and horrible

With the round glasses and wavy hair, John Lennon looks a lot like Harry Potter, amirite?

Uhm.. Harry potter looks like John Lennon not vice versa

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The End, amirite?
You know its game over someone says "yesterday" and everybody starts singing "yesterday was thursday today it is friday.." instead of "yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..", amirite?

*When someone.. Whoops sorry

Animal testing may be wrong, but letting thousands of people die from possibly curable diseases is worse. amirite?

Let me put it in an easy way: MICE ARE NOT LITTLE MEN. They dont react to things the same way as we do. Letting the monkey smoke? We know its bad why do we do it? watch "pee" (south park) let me explain: monkey flip out when they are peed on but after given a banana they shut up. Do we flip out when we get peed on and only calm down after getting a banana? I dont think so.

Osama found in a mansion. Talk abbotabad place to hide, amirite?
@http://www.amirite.net/580223

the search is not working i tell you that. I searched like a million times with different words. Whops. What can I say

Osama found in a mansion. Talk abbotabad place to hide, amirite?
Osama found in a mansion. Talk abbotabad place to hide, amirite?
"Google"ing your name must be more fun if you are a celebrity, amirite?
@Artemis Actually, I imagine it would be hurtful.

If you are rebecca black... Hey I remember you from the chat