Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
@breeze Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

If my husband gave me a black eye i would kick him right in the crotch very hard than kick his ass out of my house

It's fucking retarded how some people cut their wrists to GET RID of pain, amirite?

actually cutting your wrists releases and makes physical pain go away. Makes you feel better but it wont do anything if you are depressed.

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
@breeze Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

and since she enlarges shell give u 2 black eyes

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
@It's only "your house" if your name is the only one on the deed to the house. If I have my name on the deed (even...

after kicking him in the crotch he will fall down i will grab his clothing and drag him out of the house and lock the door telling him to fuck off. If he doesnt like me he can find another women to beat

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?

um we kinda eat animals... we basically feed on animals. next time take a little closer look at your cheeseburger

If your parents named you Gaylord you would never forgive them, amirite?
@560946

dude its name@560946 (MaitiuSexton): dude its a name.. i dont know anyone named tim that doesnt mean that the name doesnt exist

Why isn't Pacman fat? Amirite?

Because he is running away from a bunch of ghosts all the time.

Anne Frank was the most inspiring Muslim story you've ever heard, amirite?

stop trying to get a low point. Even you clicked no way on this post there is no yya which is automatically given when posted.

what is the difference between jews and boy scouts? boy scouts come back from camp... amirite?

I didnt laugh. This isnt funny. Never knew 6 million people dying was funny. If people broke in to your house and take your family-and possibly you too- to a camp treat you like an animal and kill you -if you havent died by hunger or a diseases before they torture you- will it be funny?

If your parents named you Gaylord you would never forgive them, amirite?
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side, amirite?

BAZINGA!

A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a "heart" to love him, a "diamond" to marry him, "club" to smash his fucking head and a "spade" to burry the bastard, amirite?

I think I do have the power of smashing a mans skull and bury him and thinking the opposite is just sexist

"Google"ing your name must be more fun if you are a celebrity, amirite?
@Artemis Actually, I imagine it would be hurtful.

If you are rebecca black... Hey I remember you from the chat

For some people, nothing is ever satisfactory enough for their liking, amirite?

lol bets sup? have probs? and y is ur name green

It sucks when you're a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington, amirite?

i heart family guy