+1,094Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard, amirite?
+524What if the Hogwarts founders had boring-ass last names? "What house are you in?" "Oh, you know, Steves," amirite?
+1,300Whenever you see "199_" ending a username or email, you assume that's the year the person was born in, when in reality it could be the number of kittens they've eaten, amirite?
+518Birthdays are weird, "Hey, the earth is in a similar position relative to the sun to the one it was when you were born, so I got you some socks.", amirite?
+5,022Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?
+253Time turners are too fiddly to go back in time more than a day or two... for long distance time-turning you're better off with a TARDIS amirite?
+3,815The new airport security motto: Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants, amirite?
+389Why doesn't Spiderman miss any of his shots? Just for once he should miss that building and start falling, amirite?