+834Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant? amirite?
+1,094Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard, amirite?
+270When you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say "What the fuck are you doing?", amirite?
+463A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a "heart" to love him, a "diamond" to marry him, "club" to smash his fucking head and a "spade" to burry the bastard, amirite?
+216Do you know the joke they only tell to straight people? Yea didnt thinks so.. amirite?
+458A zombie boyfriend is way better than a normal boyfriend because he won't mind your looks he will like you for your brains, amirite?
+637If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High? amirite?
+263In the game of baseball, stealing third base is a pretty ballsy move. In the pursuit of love, though, stealing third base is considered sexual assault, amirite?