+184if you admit to shooting the sheriff “but i didn’t shoot the deputy” is not a good comeback. amirite?
+260It's weird for someone to say you are gay for supporting gay rights. If you support animal rights it doesnt mean you are an animal, amirite?
+270When you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say "What the fuck are you doing?", amirite?
+19Guys dont cry, they work out their emotion muscles which get sweaty, amirite?
+15As a child you got really excited when they made two separate cartoon characters meet, amirite?
+16You hate it when someone is wearing a band t-shirt (like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones) and you know that, that person doesnt know the band and wearing it for fashion, amirite?
+11When you are alone you love the songs where you have to put both of your headphones and get a different sound from both and it sounds awesome (one headphone music one of them lyrics etc.) but it annoys you when you are trying to listen to it with a friend a headphone each, amirite?
+27You say Harry Potter glasses, I say John Lennon glasses but they are actually Benjamin Franklin glasses. amirite?
+11Sometimes when you post something and it gets removed because its a repost you think WTF man i just searched for that two fucking minutes ago, amirite?
+22Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The End, amirite?
+7Yesterday, all my exams seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay, amirite?
+16You know its game over someone says "yesterday" and everybody starts singing "yesterday was thursday today it is friday.." instead of "yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..", amirite?