+14Let's get this straight, God had no problem creating Adam out of dust, and fashioning Eve out of a rib, but he decided it was better to sneak in, under the cover of darkness, to the bedroom of a 14 year old virgin, and knock her up, in order to "make" Jesus? That's pretty damn suspicious if you ask me. Amirite?
+871Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
+13The most inconvenient part of forming a new romantic relationship is murdering all of your partner's somewhat attractive friends so that they never leave you, amirite?
+12In the past month, there's been a spike in members that are a carbon copy of freespeechfreelancer. Amirite?
+17Here's a tip: if the news you are watching mentions the clothes a candidate is wearing, their hairstyle, or the songs on their playlist, then you are not actually watching news.
0Do you agree or disagree that the "Deer Crossing" signs should be moved away from areas of heavy traffic, so the deer can cross in greater safety? More
+68Pets are like children to a lot of people, because the bond they form and the personalities they have very much resemble that of the people around them. More
+107Music nowadays isn't as good as it used to be what with all of the One Direction and Nicki Minaj crap out there. You miss the days when you could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard, amirite?