or "My home melted. (cry2) "
If I ever get a kid, I'm always going to convince myself that they're an untouched angel.
And if anyone tells me differently, I'd stab them.
I think you're lost:
... I thought I could cut bread perfectly.
I even thought of myself as the "bread cutting master."
oh god I was stupid
I feel this is related enough...
"I spilled my glass of apple juice!"
"DAMN IT, OBAMA."
I usually steal my pens/pencils from classmates that I hate.
I can do that by basically just reaching over and taking it when they go to the bathroom or something or if there's a fire drill, be the last one to leave and steal a bunch of pencils. >:D
I sit right across from my crush.
Who has a girlfriend.
Sometimes I just wanna dramatically get out of my seat, grab him by his shirt collar, then kiss him really hard, but then I remember I'm a nervous wreck that doesn't even have enough bravery to throw a paper ball in class.
I over exaggerate everything.
"I ate one of your cookies."
"DUDE THAT WAS MEANT FOR A FRIEND. GOSH."
"AND TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY TOO."
Even though those cookies were totally for me to pig out on.
My suggestion for Management:
1. Create an account full of posts saying "Keep __", "Change ___", or whatever.
2. Advertise that account's posts and encourage people to vote on them.
3. Change things depending on the post's outcome.
Also, make a guideline for what kind of negative comments should be deleted.
Are they constantly complaining on each POTD and acting stupid about it with no idea of how to change it? Sure, delete /some/ of those. If it's just one person who usually doesn't complain and they have solid reasons for disliking it along with a change they would like, it's really good to keep that.
Complaints are more important than good comments, they tell you what you should change.
Also, try to be very active in the amirite? community if possible. The more you seem like one of us rather than a dictator, the more comfortable we are about expressing our opinions to improve our time and your site.
I would post this on Management's account, but I don't know if he has one.
Well I actually don't see many places with no play places, but just thinking about play places makes me relax.
Back when I was a kid whenever I wanted some peace and quiet after eating chick-fil-a, I would go to their play place and go to the tippy top of the entire structure. There I would just lie down, look out the window at the cars passing by, and listen to their jazz music. If any kid decides to ruin my quietness, I howl and snarl from above until they get so scared they run out of the play place crying.
You're allergic to peanuts crying?
Or how about why my bus can manage to get on it's back wheels, start dancing while I'm inside of it and I managed to not only be unharmed, but entertained?
the same world where pranking is replaced for war.
Aka, the world in this post. -_-
Yeah. It just seems like one of those posts that was made for the halibut.