It's sad that people curse so much, amiright?
@Lamb_of_God I'm not sad. I'm actually pretty fucking happy, thanks.

If you let a word that other people see as "bad" hurt your feelings, you are giving that word more power than any word should have. Don't let a word control you. That's fucking ridiculous.

She went "downstairs"... ;)

@stacysmom PLUS Cinderella wears blue!

Has anyone every told you that you got it going on? ;)

It's sad that people curse so much, amiright?

I'm not sad. I'm actually pretty fucking happy, thanks.

You are not going to support Chick-fil-a today, or any other day, because they need to keep their unprofessional opinions to themselves, amirite?
@StickCaveman This shouldn't just apply to Chick Fil-A but to all businesses. I'll take my product without the propaganda. On...

His expression of "free speech" is fighting against peoples right to be in a relationship with WHOEVER they chose. He doesn't care about anybody's rights who is not a devout and traditional Christian, why should they care about his?

A future full of adults who were never properly disciplined as children, and who were given trophies for simply participating in events in school, sounds like something out of a dystopian terror film, amirite?
A ghost could be humping you right now, and you would never know it, amirite?
@ToastedStew Yo Danny phantom he was just fourteen...

When his parents built a VERY "strange" machine o.O...

In time of war, instead of the death penalty, certain criminals should be sent to the front line to fight for their right to live; it would teach a more valuable lesson than they could ever learn in prison, amirite?
If you post on Facebook that you're suicidal, you're probably not, amirite?

I dislike attention whores.

It'd be nice if there were reverse robberies. Thump "Honey, what was that?" And then you go downstairs and find a guy in a ski mask halfway through installing a new flat screen TV, amirite?

If I had Bill Gates type money, I would do this for people. Just to see if they appreciated the sentiment, or still kicked me out of their house and called the cops.

The Dark Knight Rises made Robin seem a lot more of a badass than most people think of him, amirite?

I was going to comment "Robin is so badass!" anonymously, And make my nickname "Robin's Mom"... But I can't change my nickname on my phone, and it wouldn't have been as funny if I was just anonymous, so I am explaining myself.. Is it still funny? o.O

Here's a great drinking game: Take a shot every time you take a shot. Difficulty level: shitfaced. amirite?

Better yet, take a shot of tequila. Then every time you take a shot of tequila, you gotta wash it down with whisky, and every time you drink whisky you have to take another shot of tequila... Good times hello smilie

A future full of adults who were never properly disciplined as children, and who were given trophies for simply participating in events in school, sounds like something out of a dystopian terror film, amirite?
@AdonisBatheus Haha, no. No, not at all. Not in any way.

If you fear failure you won't make a good leader either. We all fail sometimes, get the fuck over it and keep trying until you get it right.

A person is most vulnerable on the toilet, amirite?
Asking even the most pierced/tattooed person "Did that hurt?" Is about the stupidest thing you can ask; "Of course it fucking hurt, but I didn't do it because I thought it would feel good!", amirite?
@No piercings don't hurt they feel really good to me that's 1/2 the reason I got them anyway. But I like getting...

I have been kicked on the face with a steel-toe boot, and knocked out with a golf club. I got up laughing both times. I have a few piercings, and am in the process of getting a tattoo... That doesn't mean that I don't feel pain.