American History X!
On the toilet while their nail polish is drying...
He doesn't call me to the office at all
Oh yeah ghost come get me!! Wait then I would have ghost children
After reading this, I agreed, but thought "3 nights ago" sounded stupid, because of course 3 nights ago I had......and then couldn't for the life of me think what i ate - even as I'm typing this I can't quite remember...Anyway, to the OP - bang on! And now I'm playing a song I heard more than 4 years ago for the first time in my head...word for word
Glad to get that off my Kanye Chest
First month of History class: The American Revolution; Why We are Awesome
Second month of History class: Slavery; Okay, We Made One Mistake
Third month of History class: The Holocaust; In Hindsight, We Probably Should've Done a Bit More About hitler
Fourth month of History class: Indian Relocation; Perhaps we got Overexcited
Fifth month of History class: Civil Rights; C'mon, We Didn't Know They Were People!
No, it's "hi, how are you?"
"Hey Jen, I think I'm going to give my virginity to Brad next weekend."
"Holy shit, Ashley! You're pregnant?!"