That whole incident with Juliet killing herself over Romeo dying could have been avoided if she just had a sassy gay best friend. "JULIET, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?""The love of my life just died...""Honey, you've known him four days. Just go home, write a sad poem in your journal, and find someone new. Oh, and girl, your hair looks amazing today." amirite?
Just because I am not a "true fan" does not mean I can't like the artist, amirite?

You go down to your local music store to buy your favourite band's new album. You are a true fan, and have been waiting for this day. When you get down there, there is only one copy of the album left, just waiting for a true fan to buy it. But, then GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK grabs the last copy off the shelf, and buys it.

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@newbie also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

Community college is for retards, amirite?
@Joe_Larson there are some underachievers there. There's also smart people who want to save like 50% on their required...

Like Pierce, Abed, Britta, Jeff, Annie, Troy, Shirley... Señor Chang, yeah, he's a student now.

Everyone uses the name Sanjay for indian characters in shows. amirite?

Baljeet!