You go down to your local music store to buy your favourite band's new album. You are a true fan, and have been waiting for this day. When you get down there, there is only one copy of the album left, just waiting for a true fan to buy it. But, then GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK grabs the last copy off the shelf, and buys it.
no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.
also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!
Like Pierce, Abed, Britta, Jeff, Annie, Troy, Shirley... Señor Chang, yeah, he's a student now.