If can you be invisible at anytime at will and since light can't reach your eyes, what would you see, amirite?
Every number between 0 and infinity are imaginary, amirite?

Aren't they all?

Having a paper map went from being one of the biggest flexes of power and wealth in ancient civilization for thousands of years. To being something nerdy and irrelevant in the past 20ish years, amirite?
Mosquitoes are probably the only animal that most people agree its OK to kill in any way necessary, amirite?
@Effectlive97 Once I killed a roach and as an experiment I put it in a jar to see how quickly it would decay but the next day it...

I killed a roach at one point and it proceeded to lay eggs/have babies and they were running around the house the next day.

Even in death, that bastard won.

Everyone between the ages of 13-19 is a Quarenteen, amirite?

Wow. So original. Never heard this before

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?

Just drink some water, BAM instant maximum coldness

We're pieces of meat walking around on a floating rock pretending to have a purpose, amirite?

Great, isn't it?

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

The Simpson warned us about them. They won't eat anything with a shadow.

If can you be invisible at anytime at will and since light can't reach your eyes, what would you see, amirite?
90% of lies told are out of kindness or convenience, and not particularly immoral, amirite?
Ordering Christmas presents from Amazon. We get something in a box, and then take that thing out of the box so that we can put it into another box for someone else to take it out of the box. amirite?

Get the Amazon box-> open it-> gut it (remove packaging and invoice)-> repackage without packaging paper-> use the packaging paper for the wrapping paper.

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Achilles982 If there is one thing I'm terrible at, it's avoiding orgasm.

Ya its more of a race for me.

I WON! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!

The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong. amirite?

It's actually a Spanish speakin guy that doesn't understand what you just said

Life would not be a pay to win game as we use in-game money. amirite?

Yeah but bringing in inheritance is kinda like bringing money in from out of the game right?

You can only kiss yourself in the mirror on the lips, amirite?