Stereotypes are measured by what dumb people think of others, amirite?

This is completely untrue.

Everyone between the ages of 13-19 is a Quarenteen, amirite?

Wow. So original. Never heard this before

Fish probably don't get thirsty, amirite?

Yeah they do. That's why you gotta add water to the tank every couple days.

Sometimes you just gotta sit back, relax and let Darwin do his work... amirite?

Darwin is dead...

Bald people have invisible hair, amirite?
We have all just been given a sneak preview of how we are going to handle retirement. amirite?

But is it still public if no one is there to see?

Pockets are little sacks we keep inside our clothes. amirite?

So are scrotums.

Nobody questions why an elderly bear is running around the woods with no pants constantly looking for a little boy, amirite?

I would question if it were wearing pants.

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

1990:1991 then 1997 was a down year then 2001/02 —9/11 and 2008/2011 full fubar

It's happen before and will again

Even though an overwhelming majority of people have exposure to computers now, movies and shows still portray them with an unreasonable amount of beeps, chirps, and whistles as if they're some mystical technology. amirite?
Leaving the house with the sniffles might turn you into a killer, amirite?

Leave the house you say?
Might as well travel the world and go to a few concerts aswell.

Dyslexic people probably don't get most of the Yoda phrases. amirite?

Underestimate us you have.

Not jerking off during a porno is the real accomplishment. amirite?

Makes for great background noise