"Genius Criminals" are not such when they are committing such terrible acts. amirite?
@teknogreek if we dont ever get caught we are

Doesn't switch the fact that the moves they make are not intelligently moral.

It is possible that the saddest sound in the universe is a stranger on the internet in his mother's basement, laughing alone. amirite?

Laughed, realized where I am, sad.

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

I can't believe how much people eat out.

There's no anxiety like shaving your ball sack with a razor, amirite?
If you the way word extraordinary all the way through it sounds fantastical, but if you pronounce it like extra-ordinary, it sounds just a little better than ordinary. amirite?

What is this meant to say?

It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?

Even better, the bank is open 10 - 4, Monday to Friday!

When you are young, going to sleep is a punishment while as you get older it becomes a reward, amirite?
When you think about it, every person is in a different time zone. amirite?
Spiderman is probably really good at setting up halloween decorations, amirite?
Anything can be used as a bookmark, amirite?
Sharks are literally fishes that can drown. amirite?
@Thenaturelover My grandpa fishes off the dock at the pond.

Yeah that's also a way fishes could be used but it's not talking about the animal its talking about the action

Even if the wind is strong, he will always be delicate, amirite?

Yeah, tell that to my fence...

Movies are way more likely to have a sex scene than a pooping scene. amirite?
@Thatoneduderyan A guy's head exploding in a movie is acceptable but a bit of nudity can really change the rating

I point this out often. Violence is much more acceptable than sex or nudity. I think we have it backwards.

I'm totally the villain in my story. And it surprisingly sucks.

People take blowjobs for granted considering their partner could bite down on their dick at any time. amirite?

Here's to hoping that you have a partner that you would trust