We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
Being the strongest is pretty useless if you can't get a grip on anything. amirite?

This idea works for mental aspects too .. can't get a grip on reality?

People that are afraid of mind control are the easiest to actually mind control, amirite?

I think it's the exact opposite of that.. People afraid of mind control are more weary of being mind controlled and hence should be more difficult to mind control..

We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?

I've never drank a litter of anything in my life.

The clothes we wear the most are the clothes we want to be seen in the least, amirite?

You should really be changing your underwear every day mate.

Homosexuality is most likely humanity's natural form of population control. amirite?
You have forgotten something really important and will never remember what. amirite?

If it's actually important it wouldn't have been forgotten that easily

A nod is a thankful headbang, amirite?

Yet a wink isn't always necessarily a flirty lid nap.

The quieter you try to be the louder you tend to be. amirite?
The numbers on computer keyboards are reversed from the numbers on phone keypads, amirite?

This is true. What of it?

If can you be invisible at anytime at will and since light can't reach your eyes, what would you see, amirite?
@rainbow-grenade Ok, I don't do name calling. So have fun being rude AND wrong.

The hell you mean I'm wrong
If there's no stars, it would be dark

Someone somewhere remembers you because you were really weird to them, amirite?

Thats what you think in your brain when you go to sleep. Nobody remembers akward stuff you do ten years later except for yourself. Now if you grope them thats different.

There are no whales in captivity. There's dolphins, orcas, and pilot whales, but no bigger whales. They are the biggest animal and yet they are still so mysterious, amirite?

Orcas and Beluga whales are still held in captivity. So the statement

There are no whales in captivity.

Is wrong and stupid.

Adam and Eve were just ordinary people: they did exactly what anyone would do if they were told "You may touch anything, but not that one thing". amirite?
@Achilles982 Idk how young they were; if i was told to not touch something, i just wouldnt touch it

I mean after a while everyone would think: damn why am I not allowed to touch that specific thing only

Someone who teaches others how to fart better is a tutor. amirite?

A tooter tutor